Suck my nuts Keith!!!!!

 Are you sick of listening to some wanker droll on and on about how much they think they know about something? There are few things in this world more irritating than a blithering idiot who actually thinks they are intelligent and who goes out of their way to try and make it seem like they are worthy of your attention.  They're not.  You know it, I know it, the guy down the way knows it; the only problem is that THEY don't know it.

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You are such a festering meat curtain, I could bust into a mosque with a bacon sandwich and a hooker walking a farting pig on a leash, and would still be more welcome than you are with your own fucking family.

You are such a miserable cocksucker, after your birth your mother ate her own placenta just to put off having to breast feed you.  She now celebrates your birthday by stabbing herself in the vagina.

Lepers avoid infecting you so that you don't end up being sent to their colony.

Your mother got pregnant during a fist fucking session when a ruptured genital wart dripped rancid puss down into her asshole.  She fucks so many sailors that she sleeps at the docks on her hands and knees with a honor system money pouch slung around her neck.  When a platoon of marines once raped your mother, they were all arrested for abusing their dicks.